This might be the greatest day of my life, look at what I’ve got for you perverts. Here is super hottie Jessica-Jane Clement hanging out in the pool, hosing herself down and all around looking as hot as hell in her sexy little bikini. What did I do to deserve this, am I dying? I’ve got the cancer don’t I? I knew it was too good to be true. Damn it! I guess I’m going to have to take this time to really soak up just how amazing this hottie is, I’ve never heard a word she’s said, but she seems very smart to me.