I guess Esquire magazine is running out of actual celebrity hotties to pose for their Me In My Place series, they’ve had Sara Jean Underwood and Stacy Keibler in the past, because I’ve never heard of this Jessica Rafalowski chick before. That’s not to say I don’t want to see her lounging around in her underwear in her apartment, I just assume it’s an apartment because she’s a nobody, but I haven’t got a clue who she is. Apparently she’s a beauty pageant contestant or something. I don’t really care, she’s hot and half naked.
Jessica Rafalowski’s Sweet Booty At Home
I guess Esquire magazine is running out of actual celebrity hotties to pose for their Me In My Place series, they’ve had Sara Jean Underwood and Stacy Keibler in the past, because I’ve never heard of this Jessica Rafalowski chick before. That’s not to say I don’t want to see her lounging around in her underwear in her apartment, I just assume it’s an apartment because she’s a nobody, but I haven’t got a clue who she is. Apparently she’s a beauty pageant contestant or something. I don’t really care, she’s hot and half naked.
Kendra Wilkinson’s Cleavage Saves Face
How did Kendra Wilkinson ever become a Playboy hottie with a face like this? Obviously I know the answer to that question, it’s squished into that tight dress perfectly just below her chin, but still. Was she always this busted looking? I don’t care, I should have known better than to look directly at her face, that’s my fault. Anyhow, here she is squeezed nicely into a tight little dress at some party over the weekend. It’s amazing how big fake breasts can really pull an outfit together.
Jessica Biel’s Delicious Booty In A Bikini
They don’t happen all that often, but when they do they rarely disappoint. I’m talking of course about pictures of Jessica Biel in a bikini. Awesome. Alright so technically she’s just in bikini bottoms, I don’t know anybody who swims in a long sleeve shirt, but those bottoms are so hot that it doesn’t really matter. The chick is just gorgeous, almost too gorgeous, so that booty plus a little bathing suit add up to a pretty incredible party going on right now in my pants.
Whitney Port’s Sloppy Bikini Pictures
Whitney Port hanging out on the beach somewhere on what looks like a cloudy day, not that I care all that much about the weather, but I would like to see her laying out a little more. I’m still not convinced this chick is an outright hottie, she’s pretty and all, but she needs to work on her boobage presentation. It’s a little sloppy for my taste.
Sara Jean Underwood’s Perfect Bikini Booty
Speaking of perfect Twitter pictures, Jessica Simpson kind of nailed it earlier with her massive cleavage shot, here’s the new queen of the Twitter Sara Jean Underwood completely upstaging her with this amazing bikini hotness. Women love taking pictures of themselves on vacation, normally of their legs and feet with the ocean in the background, but anyone who takes a shot of their bikini booty like this is my kind of lady. Someone needs to rub suntan lotion on that thing pronto.
Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Hits Twitter
You’ve probably heard by now that Jessica Simpson has signed on to lose weight with Weight Watchers or one of those other programs that squeeze money out of sad fat people, but I have to admit that I’m going to miss some of the baby weight. Specifically the area below the chin and above the belly button. Here she is giving us a great parting shot at the big girls in a perfect Twitter picture. Is that a pager she’s got clipped in there?
Tamara Ecclestone’s Bikini Coverup
All I know about Tamara Ecclestone is that her father is some kind of billionaire. So life for this chick hasn’t been too hard. With that said, why in the world is she covering up her lower half? A girl with this kind of money and limited stress should have the tightest physique. On the brightside, she does have some sweet bolt ons.
Kate Upton Gets Really Hot For Vogue
This is a post for all those d-bags out there who think that Kate Upton isn’t a real supermodel. I guess they think she’s just a great set of breasts on a pretty face. Here she is looking absolutely gorgeous, and by gorgeous I mean busty, in the pages of Vogue magazine. That’s right, Vogue magazine, not Big Knockers magazine, Vogue magazine. I knew it was only a matter of time before those big beautiful breasts hit the big time.