I can’t believe it’s come to this, I must have sunk to a new low, but I’m posting pictures of ‘The Situation’s’ girlfriend Paula Pickard.
I’m not pleased with myself. I don’t know anything about this chick,
I’m guessing she likes to consume a whole lot of alcohol and probably
doesn’t think very highly of herself, but she’s got a pretty impressive
body on her so who cares. I don’t know how she’s ever going to hose
off the Situation stank, that crap is baked in, but I’m guessing we’ll
see her in Playboy at some point.