Selena Gomez Is Motorboatable… That’s A Word

It would seem that Selena Gomez is growing up. Here she is looking, not just her regular cute self, but downright glamorous in the pages of Elle magazine. Yes please. I’ve seen her in some fancy outfits before, but never anything as revealing as this. That’s like twelve inches of cleavage she’s got there. I’m measuring on the diagonal like they do with televisions. She’s not known to be one of the bustiest broads, but I think with a little concentration and some hard work, I could motorboat those boobs.

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